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Post by kayla on Mar 16, 2007 10:11:44 GMT -5
Lets see this whore came through drive-thru the other day and I wanted to _____ HER ASSS. I bloody couldn't understand her through the speaker, because she was like talking another bloody ass language. She's all like...
Whore: I want a mumble mumble mumble Me: I'm sorry could you please repeat that? Whore: Mumble mumble mumble. Turn of speaker thinger and motion to Matt Me: What the hell is she saying? Matt: She's a whore ME: Will you please drive up to the window.
Whore gets there and of course she's chinese and talks like a retard! So I take her order and then read it back to her and then she's like Yes that is Correct! SO we make the food and give it to her, then she becomes and anal bitch and says it's wrong...so I redo all of it. Then she says that she wanted a cheese quesadilla, not a chicken quesadilla. So I remake that. And then she wants a refund on the tacos. SO I give her the refund. Then she leaves and comes right back around.
Me: Sighs heavily. (Dreaming about punching her face) Whore: I don't mean to sound anal, but I want a refund on the quesadilla too... Me: WHORE BITCH MUther fuck kunt dumb ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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d4st2rb0d
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Wah... you don't like beef? What are you, stupid?
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Post by d4st2rb0d on Mar 16, 2007 11:40:46 GMT -5
Me: Would you like a crunchy or soft shell? Customer: Yes. Me: ... Customer: ... Me: ... Customer: ... Me: Me: Customer: Me: ...would... would you like a CRUNCHY... or SOFT... SHELL?!?! Customer: STOP YELLING AT ME! Me: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SO SENSITIVE!
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Post by Shawnboy on Mar 19, 2007 10:45:59 GMT -5
Me: Would you like a crunchy or soft shell? Customer: Yes. Me: ... Customer: ... Me: ... Customer: ... Me: Me: Customer: Me: ...would... would you like a CRUNCHY... or SOFT... SHELL?!?! Customer: STOP YELLING AT ME! Me: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SO SENSITIVE! none of that was made up was it?
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Post by jfluff on Mar 19, 2007 10:49:48 GMT -5
ok im at taco bell... a guy pulls up to drive through and says "hi i would like a roast beef sandwich" lol dumbass
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Post by Shawnboy on Mar 19, 2007 10:53:23 GMT -5
you think thats bad, wait till summer when people get mad because they can't find arbys.
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Kymm
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Post by Kymm on Mar 19, 2007 15:08:54 GMT -5
That reminds me of something that happened last summer. It was my first day at the new store...
Me: Hi, how are you today? Customer: Yeah, I'd like a jamocha shake. Me: Uh...we don't have shakes. Customer: Yes, you do. Me: ...no... Customer: You just had them a few weeks ago! Me: (it's starting to dawn on me) Um...are you looking for Arby's? Customer: What? Me: This is Taco Bell, we don't have shakes. Customer: Oh. -vroom-
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Kymm
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Post by Kymm on Mar 19, 2007 15:11:33 GMT -5
Oh, and here's a story from last night. We forgot this woman's nacho bell grande. She came in at almost exactly 11:00. She came back for her item at 11:20. By that time, we were almost done closing. She talked to Heidi and Heidi told her we were closed and there was no way we could make it for her.
Crazy bitch: You're not closed!
Yeah, of course we're not closed...dumbass.
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Post by Shawnboy on May 1, 2007 11:39:02 GMT -5
Me: Hi, how are you today?
Customer: What did you just say?
honestly, there is no need to explain this
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Kymm
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Post by Kymm on May 9, 2007 14:32:39 GMT -5
Shawn: So that was a nacho bell grande and a medium diet pepsi? Old bitch: NO! A SENIOR DIET PEPSI!
Sorry, we forgot that you get your complimentary soda for not dying yet. My apologies.
Passenger: I want a seven layer nacho. Me: Did you mean the seven layer crunchwrap? P: NOOO! NACHOOOOOOS. M: We never had a seven layer nacho. Did you mean the zesty nachos? P: YESSS, spicy nachos. M: Sorry, we don't have those anymore.
Then she gave me CHANGE after I had already gotten her change and shut the door. I went to the office to get my keys to reopen the register. She was all, "Oh my God, why is it such a big deal to open the drawer and get me my change?" I said, "Sorry, I should have used my ass to open the locked drawer instead of getting my keys. How stupid of me." DUMBASS.
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