Matt
Morbid Angel
Prove it
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Post by Matt on Sept 28, 2006 21:17:38 GMT -5
Hey Shawn, what about when you didn't make me smoke hair? lol Empty boob.
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Post by Shawnboy on Sept 28, 2006 21:24:21 GMT -5
aah yes, thats a good one. I will let you explain it lol.
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Kymm
Fading Away
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Post by Kymm on Dec 11, 2006 0:16:23 GMT -5
I'm more of a mean prankster. I don't piss on people or anything. Here are some of the things I have done.
1.) Heidi and I called this popular kid from our grade. We pretended to be this popular girl he liked and we asked him out on a date. Oh so funny.
2.) I broke a stroller in ShopKo by riding down the aisles in it. Kendra and I put it back and ran out of the store. It wasn't obvious at all. Okay, not a prank, but still hi-larious.
3.) Shawn watched as I put the snake in his register. He still screamed when he opened it five minutes later. That was a great moment.
4.) Dangling the snake by Shawn's neck.
5.) Jordan and I pushing all the buttons in an elevator in France and pissing off the entire building.
6.) Heidi and I once went to American Eagle and asked for butter-da.
Heidi: Yes, could you please tell me where your butter-da is? Clerk: What? Heidi: Butter-da. Clerk: What's that? Heidi: It's a butter-flavored drink that's for automotive use only. Clerk: I don't think we have that. Heidi: But...I came here last week and you did. Clerk: I don't think we have it anymore. Heidi: Oh, but...but I really need it. Clerk: I'm sorry? Heidi: Are you sure you don't have it? I mean, could you check behind your desk or something? Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't have any.
7.) Convincing Tracy that Jeremy Sholten is madly in love with her.
THE SPIDER TALES.
I. I put the spider on top of the closet door. Heidi was cleaning the bathrooms. When she closed the door, it fell on her head and she screamed. II. This happened on a different day from the first story. Heidi was cleaning the girls' bathroom and I threw the spider at her and slammed and held the door shut. III. I put the spider in arch of the drive-thru window and Heidi screamed when she saw it. IV: I put the spider in the mop bucket right before Heidi filled it. V: I threw the spider at Heidi through her car window. VI: I threw the spider at Heidi as she she was bringing trays to the back. VII: I put the spider in a kids meal bag and Heidi was the first person to grab it.
God, I miss that spider. I am mad at Tabby for throwing him away. RIP, Fangs.
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Post by Shawnboy on Jan 13, 2007 23:47:20 GMT -5
lol, either the time I sprayed kayla and anna w/ the hose. Or the time I jumped out of the garbage can outside, scared the shit out of kayla
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Post by kayla on Jan 14, 2007 0:24:04 GMT -5
I don't do good pranks but a lot get done to me! Lets see.... My uncle loosened my front tire on my bike and I was going down a huge hill and it went rolling away...I flipped over the handle bars and landed in the swamp. Shawn hid in a garbage can and scared the shit out of me! My brother hid outside the door during winter and rang the door bell, then when I went to open the door I stepped outside and slid on the porch because he froze a lot of water to it and fell face first off... hmmm lots of others... o one of my dads friends sat outside my window and when I woke up I saw his face staring at me! it scared the shit outa me!
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Post by annakin on Jan 15, 2007 21:38:17 GMT -5
Well. One time I wrapped a rubber band around the sink thingy sprayizzle by the sink, so when the turner-on of the water turned on the water, they'd be sprayed. It was glorious. Almost.
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Post by kayla on Jan 26, 2007 14:10:09 GMT -5
hmmmmmm...
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Kymm
Fading Away
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Post by Kymm on Jan 26, 2007 19:22:22 GMT -5
I think the best thing I've ever done is co-arrange the elaborate Jeremy prank on Tracy.
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Post by Shawnboy on Jan 31, 2007 13:21:53 GMT -5
That was hilarious....very very funny stuff right there
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Post by jfluff on Feb 2, 2007 23:26:34 GMT -5
thhe jackass one witthh thee powderr in the butt and fart is cool...doesnnt fit this catagory but dont feel like making one
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Post by kayla on Feb 5, 2007 13:53:00 GMT -5
oh...matt showed me Tracy's slip yesterday. It was amazing. Tracy Sholten...hehehehe
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Post by Shawnboy on Feb 8, 2007 12:38:19 GMT -5
who did that?
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Kymm
Fading Away
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Post by Kymm on Feb 8, 2007 19:50:45 GMT -5
Tracy got her paperwork to change her last name. She gave it to Tabby. Instead of changing her last name to G---a---r, Tabby changed it to Booty Ease. Tracy got pissed. Tabby then changed it to Sholten and Tracy got even angrier. Tabby punched her out while it was Sholten and saved the slip. I think Tracy threw it out, though.
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Post by annakin on Feb 8, 2007 20:27:11 GMT -5
Ha! Ha! ... I can't believe I'm "morbid angel"
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Post by Shawnboy on Feb 9, 2007 11:43:28 GMT -5
stop posting off topic...threads are gonna get closed and/or deleted if you don't stop
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