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Post by annakin on Mar 11, 2007 20:40:09 GMT -5
Here is a real life riddle that I made up today.
How can you go to bed at 11 pm, wake up at 3 pm the next day, and only get 15 hours of sleep? Daylights saving time.
God, that wasn't even a good one. FUCKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKK
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Post by Shawnboy on Mar 13, 2007 10:55:45 GMT -5
that was actually a pretty good one.
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Post by jfluff on Mar 19, 2007 10:41:18 GMT -5
well not bad anna...
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Post by jfluff on Mar 19, 2007 10:43:29 GMT -5
what is one thing that has total access to water but never chooses to use it???
ANNA!!!
god i make good jokes
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Post by Shawnboy on Mar 19, 2007 10:43:35 GMT -5
lol im impressed
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Post by jfluff on Mar 19, 2007 10:44:36 GMT -5
ok here is a pick up line for anna.....
i dont usually use soap but your bubbles will do!!
muhahahaha
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Post by Shawnboy on Mar 19, 2007 10:50:21 GMT -5
ha ha ha, thats good
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Kymm
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Post by Kymm on Apr 19, 2007 20:34:29 GMT -5
What did the snail say when it was on the turtle's back? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Post by Shawnboy on Apr 20, 2007 11:37:29 GMT -5
:dodgy:
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Post by jasarose on May 8, 2007 22:06:59 GMT -5
What 4 animals do you see after sex?
2 tired ass,1wet cat,and 1dead cock...lol
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Post by jasarose on May 8, 2007 22:08:37 GMT -5
A Man asks a woman if she's ever had magic sex.She says no. How do you do it?He says it is easy,we fuck and you disapear!!!!
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Post by jasarose on May 8, 2007 22:10:02 GMT -5
Why can't a lesbian go on a diet and wear makeup at the same time?
Cuz she cant eat Jenny Craig when Mary Kay is on her face
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Post by jasarose on May 8, 2007 22:12:38 GMT -5
Sex is like a gas station,sometimes you get full service,sometimes u have 2 ask 4 service,and sometimes just be happy with self service!!!
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Post by Shawnboy on May 9, 2007 13:41:43 GMT -5
ha ha ha, GLORIOUS!
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Kymm
Fading Away
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Post by Kymm on May 9, 2007 13:49:11 GMT -5
Tracy's jokes would have been funnier if I hadn't already recieved them from her in text messages.
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