Kymm
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Post by Kymm on Nov 21, 2006 23:49:23 GMT -5
This is a collection of the greatest jokes known to mankind.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
(ALTERNATE)
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It died after listening to Buczek's jokes.
Q: Why did the plane crash? A: THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
(This joke was once ruined by someone asking me "how did the plane take off?" Shut up, joke ruining fucker!)
Q: Why did Paul fall off the bike? A: Someone threw a fridge at him.
Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms or legs.
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? (Are you ready for this one?)
A: "Where is my tractor?"
Q: What do you call Fireman Sam when he gets fired? A: Sam
Q: What did Eleanor Roosevelt once say? A: And.
Q: What's white, blue, and can't climb trees? A: A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
Q: Why does the chicken enchilada grilled stuffed burrito get red sauce? A: 7
(Thanks for that one, Bobby.)
And now...for a new joke.
Q: Why did JOHNNY fall off the bike? A: Because Johnny is a fish.
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Post by Shawnboy on Nov 27, 2006 15:11:28 GMT -5
ha ha ha. classics
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Post by Kymm on Jan 22, 2007 22:25:46 GMT -5
I am bumping this thread because it's so important.
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Post by Shawnboy on Jan 24, 2007 12:36:12 GMT -5
thats not a joke
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Kymm
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Post by Kymm on Jan 24, 2007 15:47:43 GMT -5
Um...no it wasn't?
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Post by Shawnboy on Jan 26, 2007 12:30:59 GMT -5
weird
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Post by Kymm on Jan 26, 2007 18:35:58 GMT -5
?!?!?
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Post by Shawnboy on Jan 31, 2007 13:16:27 GMT -5
im confused
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Kymm
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Post by Kymm on Feb 1, 2007 0:45:05 GMT -5
Me too
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