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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:36:30 GMT -5
Alright, i am online w/ my friend JB right now, and we are doing some freestyle rap. I will post what we are singing. We are making this up as we go. Feel free to add yoru own freestyle rap.
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:38:18 GMT -5
This is one I did on phones: phones phones they piss me off. Everytime I talk to somebody they mother fucking cough. Phones suck ass, I think ill pass, the pone to a skinny lady with a fat ass. Im not rude im just crude. FUCK PHONES, HOLMES!
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:39:08 GMT -5
This is one JB did on dogs: puppies, they dont like cats. thats why they should get killed by over grown rats. all they do is bark thats why i love the collars that go SPARK
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:39:53 GMT -5
This is one I did on chips: CHIPS SUCK, I LIKE TO SAY FUCK! CHIPS MAKE YOU FAT, I SHOOT PEOPLE WITH MY BIG ASS GAT. I DON'T LIKE TO EAT CHIPS, IF I DO, I GET REALLY BIG HIPS, AND WHEN I FART, IT RIPS...A HOLE IN MY PANTS, EEK I SEE SOME ANTS, ALL OVER TEH CHIPS..FUCK EM I HATE CHIPS.
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:40:35 GMT -5
This is the one JB did on Slipper SLippers: when im walking along in my slippery slippers i try to walk slow so i dont fall on my neck because these slippers are gay as heck, im walking along the side of the road when my slippers slip on the warty toad i fell in the center and bam i went splat as the mack truck fucked up my hat
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:43:12 GMT -5
This is mine on coffee mugs: Coffee mugs everywhere, coffee mugs in my hair, i don't know what to do, with my coffee in my hair do, do you? I like to doo doo, with my mug, I am not a thug, i hate that one bug, cause he was up in my mug. Coffee mugs are good, in the olden days they were made out of wood. coffee mugs rock, i have a smelly sock, but not by my mug, time for me to go, how about a hug?
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:44:52 GMT -5
This is JB's on coffee mugs: coffee is a Hyper active drink and that does nothing for george bushes little dink, he goes to tim hortins and asks for a coffee double double and that means hes ready to cause some trouble. but when he gets his drink he starts to think... where the fuck is my coffee mug, YOU BITCHS IM GOING TO BOMB YOU FUCK.
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:48:38 GMT -5
This is JB's on Web Cams: web cams they are very gay, but there plastic they know no other way. so i give them credit because they give us something to hope for,that maybe a girly will for a minute turn in to a slutty whore.
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Post by jasarose on Jun 9, 2006 21:51:09 GMT -5
how about the tort song for me?
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:51:45 GMT -5
This is mine on chicks-- Chicks, they don't have dicks. I hate hicks, especially chicks that are hicks. I am in for a fix, i cannot mix, these delicious yummy treats, this one chick just reaks, of sweat and shit! some chicks suck, that is just my luck, fuck! I hate some chicks, like the transvestites with dicks, some food gives chicks the shits, I can't get this bong lit, i need an oven mit, to put over the chicks face, or else I will spray the bitch with mace. CHICKS!
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:54:29 GMT -5
Heres one about tracy from t-bell: tracy is so very short, she can't even reach a tort. She does not like to sort, her mail. Too bad her fucking bugules are stale. She is short, she once built a fort, when the navy saw her they were like" WE CAN'T KILL A KID, ABORT ABORT!" this ones for you tracy!
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:55:50 GMT -5
JB's on candy: Candy, it is usually quite dandy. i think its sometimes handy for shoveing up your ass when you wont say mandy.
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 21:58:46 GMT -5
And mine on candy: Candy, candy, candy, I like to drink brandy. I hate people named randy, especially when they eat my candy. Lay off mother fucker, this is my candy,, ha ha you sucker. I lied your brain must be fried, from eating all yoru diet candy, randy, are you dumb, is your face numb? no, well it will be when I punch you in the face, for eating my candy. Listen up bitches, don't mess w/ my C-A-N-D-Y, if you do, I will throw up on another guy. Sigh, my rap about candy is over, but its okay cause now I am sober. No more candy high for me, you will see.
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Post by jasarose on Jun 9, 2006 22:02:01 GMT -5
shawn this is too funny i cant take it i am laughing too hard
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 22:02:40 GMT -5
JB's rap on hair: hair, its not fare that somepeople need special care... when were basically all the same so you are all lame and you should have lots of shame mother fucking fame, what is that anyways meh who cares. peice out fuckers
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