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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 22:05:47 GMT -5
and this is mine on Hair: hair, why is it there? don't fucking stare, at my hair. Its better than yours, your hair gives you sores. I cut your hair and watch it hit the floor. I love hair gore. want more? Here we go, get low, get in the flow. Your hair sucks, shucks, im gone, i murdered a baby fawn, i cut your hair, like i CUT MY LAWN! Yeah my name is shawn. What are you gonna do? hit me what a shoe? you do and you will see, the darker side of me. I will cut your hair so short, it won't even be a fort...for lice, your hair looks like rice. uh, oh here come the mice. to eat your head, until you bleed red. Thats what you get for staring, at my hair, oh yeah this shits fair, come on, one more time, just stare!
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 22:20:32 GMT -5
Here is mine on EMO kids: emo kids really piss me off. if you don't like it tough. emo kids should die, why, cause all they do is cry, cut, and bitch about life. they walk, with a short strife. They wear make up, and chick pants too, if you are emo I WILL HATE YOU! aah, I almost forgot, they all deserve to be shot. They like to have comb overs, and wear lovely lady lofers. Emo kids rock, NOT!, they like the cock! when no guys are around, they fuck themselves with a sock, are you in shock?
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 22:27:52 GMT -5
Here is mine on Rednecks--for tracy: Rednecks, where to begin? here we go, would it be a sin to take a shower, even in a bin? Rednecks suck, they like to fuck...their relatives, and shit. SICK! they like to lick, moles and ticks, it would be way to hard to fix...their ways, they are always in a daze, they live in a corn maze. Redneck is not a faze, nor a craze, it is a way of life...a shitty one at that, none of them are fat. They like to eat raccoon, soon, you will see, them up in a tree, with a mate, that they call their date, what did they use for bait??? REDNECKS SUCK they live in muck, oh well it is just their luck, they like to SHOOT DA KILLER BUCK! when they shoot their guns, you will all want to duck. They like to eat road kill, not for a thrill, but still, they do it for food. They are always in DA HUNTIN' MOOD! they are so god damn rude, come on DUDE!! you know this shit's true, im ready for a fight, ARE YOU?
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Post by Kimberlyy on Jun 9, 2006 22:40:15 GMT -5
Wow....
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 9, 2006 22:52:36 GMT -5
okay i will rap about WOW: wow, what a cow, did you ever wonder how? to take a bow? I am so sick, of hearing the word WOW, now listen to me, and one day you will see, a statue of me, by a huge ass tree, and to see me won't be free. You will have to pay a fee. of ten whole dollars, i hate when basket ball players call themselves ballers. WOW!!! spells wow backwards, elephants have really big turds, i like cheese curds, fuck the birds. they don't say wow, nor does a cow. take a bow, shawnboy OUT!
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Post by Kymm on Jun 10, 2006 20:33:46 GMT -5
Do one about me!
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 10, 2006 20:45:35 GMT -5
This is one about kymm--- Kim, she likes to eat slim jim, she taught me how to swim. When she plays b ball she can touch the rim. When she sleeps, her lights are on dim, she hates the band HIM. Wana hear more, she beats people to the mother fucking floor. She hates movies with a lot of gore. I once saw her kill somebody with a door. Kim is a manager at t-bell, her computer is a dell, once she fell.....on ice, it wasn't nice. to see her fall, t'was good though, she didn't even bawl. Kim is cool, she aint no fool, she sits on a bar stool, then quickly dives into a pool. Kim is eighteen, but she isn't really all that mean. She hit me in the face with a coffee bean; she taught me how to use the word seen. That is all, if you wana brawl, contact kim, and she will tear you from limb to limb. Ready, set, fight, thats right, she will kick your ass, even if you fight on grass. She doesn't even use brass...knuckles, when she hits you, she just chuckles. Thats all folks, no more jokes.
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Post by Kim on Jun 10, 2006 20:51:58 GMT -5
HOOORAY.
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Post by jasarose on Jun 10, 2006 21:19:00 GMT -5
that is awsome
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Post by Shawnboy on Jun 10, 2006 22:26:34 GMT -5
and now one on boy bands: oh my god, not another boy band. I hate them all, on this native piece of land. They all suck, but it is just my luck, that everyday another piece of shit boy band starts. Boy bands suck, worse than all of my farts. Thats pretty bad bitches, everytime I hear them my blood itches. I wana die when I hear 5 guys try to hit a low bass note. If I kill them, will their bodies float? All boy bands can go fuck a goat, on a moat. Fuck boybands, I hate them all, I want to see them all fall... to the floor, and die, in a huge pool of gore, oops motherfuckers, now your down to 4, members that is..now you do you fucking like it in show bizz?? answer me you dick, your music makes me sick. I burn your c.d's with a bic...lighter, im not much of a fighter, but if you wana go, ill take your ass downtown. I will enjoy watching your asses frown. And when i'm done, i will have had so much fun. That will teach you to be in a gay ass boy band, i'll bury your asses six feet under, in quicksand. HA HA no more boy band, what now? lets go eat some puppy chow.!
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Post by Shawnboy on Aug 19, 2006 0:58:41 GMT -5
here is a song on Fans: Mother fucking fans, blow mother fucking air. They blow air everywhere without a care. 3 different speeds, and many different styles. You would swear fans could take care of all of your needs. When i'm warm, I know my fan will be there, to blow cooling wind through my hair. I love my fan, my wonderful green fan. It is Hi speed, and now I don't need, anything buy my wonderful fan. in my van, mother fuckers step off. Get the fuck away from my fan, or I will break yoru fucking face. if thats the case, we will race...to see who can beat each other up faster, you bastard...FANS W00T!
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Matt
Morbid Angel
Prove it
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Post by Matt on Aug 19, 2006 1:31:14 GMT -5
You seem to be pretty good at doing this. Do one on Me.. i dare you.
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Post by Shawnboy on Aug 19, 2006 21:55:12 GMT -5
Okay, here is one about matt: Matt Matt Matt Matt...break it down 1, 2,3. AHHHH!!!! MATT is cool, he aint no fool, he once jumped off of a bar stool. He has black hair, I know it ain't fair, he has but only one care. And that is to...destroy everything in sight, if he has to, he'll kill you with a kite...oh yeah, thats right. Matt is for real, he comes to taco bell for fourth meal. Matt, matt, matt......MATT!
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Matt
Morbid Angel
Prove it
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Post by Matt on Aug 19, 2006 22:02:50 GMT -5
o.O iiiiiiiinteresting
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Post by Shawnboy on Nov 21, 2006 12:08:38 GMT -5
Heres one: I'm screwin' hoes, I'm runnin from the po po's Killin' nuns, and eatin hot crust buns
thats all I got, but its something.
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